Actual conversation in our house…
The Hillbilly says: “Don’t distract me, it’s a fine line between a fart and a shart, and if you distract me I’m gonna cross it.”
To which the Number One Son replies without skipping a beat: “oh, you mean the ‘thin brown line’?”
That’s my boy! He knows how to make his (pale enough to be considered) white-trash papa proud!