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Thin Brown Line

Actual conversation in our house…

The Hillbilly says: “Don’t distract me, it’s a fine line between a fart and a shart, and if you distract me I’m gonna cross it.”

To which the Number One Son replies without skipping a beat: “oh, you mean the ‘thin brown line’?”

That’s my boy!  He knows how to make his (pale enough to be considered) white-trash papa proud!

The atheist and the little girl

An outspoken atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,replied “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist “How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff –
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea..”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know crap?”

And then she went back to reading…

That’s so gay!

Ok, so we’re (as a society) being told that it’s so terrible (well, I should say “thoooo terrible”) to say something is gay.  Well, I had erased the following song from my memory after initially hearing it on Lars Vilk’s Mohammed “art” film.  It was brought back when I heard it again on the satellite radio today.  All I got to say about it is “this is so freakin’ gay!”